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What do you call a fish that eats ass?

A bottom feeder.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish?

One is a slimy bottom feeder and the other one is a fish.

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What do you call an ass-eating sea creature

a bottom feeder


(creds to a friend)

What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*

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People who eat ass

Are such bottom feeders.

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