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Cannibalistic Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion?

He swallowed his pride.

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Why won’t cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?

Because kids don’t like to eat fruits and vegetables.

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What does a cannibalistic homosexual sailor eat?

Semen.

What do cannibalistic Dutch rodents put on their toast?

Hamster Jam

What did the cannibalistic teddy eat for Christmas?

Stuffing.

Three explorers and a cannibalistic tribe

Goodbye everyone! I'm on lemmy now!

What do you call a cannibalistic dinner party?

The Donner Party

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Hannibal Lecter escapes his prison, and begins a cannibalistic killing spree.

Bodies turn up all over the city, mutilated and butchered like livestock. The livers are missing from the bodies, as is muscle from the shoulders, legs and back, the tongues, a variety of human flesh all carved out and eaten by Lecter after killing his victims.

Not only that, but he escapes t...

2 cannibalistic clowns were eating a fellow clown

One looks at the other

“Does this taste funny”

What do You call a crowdfunding site for cannibalistic monsters?

Windigogo!

What does a cannibalistic football player say to his teammates before a high five?

“Give me some skin!”

I asked a cannibalistic philantropist what his life goals were.

He replied: "To serve mankind."

Did you hear about the cannibalistic taxidermist who was always early to appointments?

His clock was a head.

After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany,

"Kindergarten" takes on a new, darker meaning.

The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner

She got the cold shoulder

A man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop...

...I guess you could say he's on a roll.

What do a guy who likes fruit and a cannibalistic Central American who can’t pronounce the letter G have in common?

They both love eating Watahmalans

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Research has shown that Obese people who have just had sexual reassignment surgery are more likely to survive cannibalistic scenarios

Because Trans Fat are bad for your health.

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There was once a cannibalistic Japanese serial killer who killed and ate my mother. I asked why he would do such a thing.

He said, I just love the taste of Umami.

I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

3 men land on an island

One was from Russia one was from London and the other was from New York.
The island has never been discovered by anyone till now so they didn't now what they were getting themselves in to.
While walking in the forest they see a bush.
All of a sudden, a few cannibalistic tribals jump out,...

Three men are shipwrecked...

... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated.

The ch...

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A British explorer sets out for an expedition into Africa...

This is a time when Europeans know very, very little about the "cannibalistic African savages," and the African tribesmen know even less about the ways of the white man. So, our explorer comes to Africa, hoping to disperse the clouds of mist, and after having to resort to employing firearms a few ti...

Skin Canoes

Three men were exploring the deepest part of an african jungle. The come across a cannibalistic tribe that tied them to stakes and began a bonfire.

The chief walked up to the men and said,
"Three things happen tonight. First, you will die. Second, you will be eaten and your bones licked cl...

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Three men were shipwrecked and washed up onto a tropical island...

After the first night the men woke up in the morning and were surrounded by a native tribe of the island.

Not being able to understand the language the men believed they were being rescued by the tribe.

They returned to the tribes village and quickly learned that tribe was cannibalis...

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Three guys crash-landed in an isolated part of tahiti

After recovering they start wandering about until they're caught by a few tribesmen and led to a cannibalistic tribe. Soon after, they meet the only person who speaks English, the leader, who says; "welcome, we are all cannibals in this tribe and we need your meat to survive, but we are not savages ...

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3 explorers are ambushed by cannibals...

Fighting valiantly the explorers held their ground longer than expected. Unfortunately they were outnumbered by the cannibalistic tribesman 5 to 1. They were eventually forced to surrender.
Defeated, the explorers were bound together and gagged by the tribesman, who carried off the three men to ...

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