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Dung Beetle Jokes

A dung beetle walks into a bar

"Is this stool taken?" he asks

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Dung Beetles are one of the toughest animals in the world.

They go through so much shit.

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Why did the Dung Beetle quit work?

He was all pooped out!

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2 dung beetles meet

1st one asks; “How’s it going?”
2nd replies; “Same shit, different day.”

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Never ask a dung beetle to help you with anything.

They have enough shit to deal with.

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One dung beetle walks into a bar and nobody cares...

A hundred dung beetles walk into a bar and everyone loses their shit.

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What is the difference between a dung beetle and Hitler?

One spreads disgusting shit, the other one collects it.

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Why are dung beetles so patient?

They're used to dealing with your shit

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IDK why some people find dung beetles repulsive. They build their own houses, they work for their food, they don't bother anybody

Seems to me like they really have their shit together

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

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A bartender said loudly, "Look at this fine piece of shit that just rolled in."

"Thank you," replied the dung beetle.

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Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit?

Because that's how he rolls.

^^/groan

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