"If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?"
The barkeeper says, "Depends on how good of a trick it is."
The drunk reaches into his pocket and pulls out a chipmunk and places him behind the piano. The chipmunk starts to play the sweetest jazz riff the barkeeper has ever heard...
A man goes to an open mic at the local jazz club
He gets on stage and starts scatting.
He's promptly arrested for indecent exposure.
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