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Lam Jokes

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Did you hear about the man arrested for sexual relations with a sheep?

He's no longer on the lam.

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A joke my dad sent me today but I translated it to English

Jack was bored out of his mind in the classroom on a friday afternoon, as were many of his friends. The teacher noticed this and came up with a small challenge to get their attention back to her.

"Alright, class. I tell you a famous saying and the first one to tell me who said it doesn't hav...

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My uncle was caught having sex with sheep at a petting zoo and he just escaped from prison.

Now he’s on the lam

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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