Late one evening a mother and father were feeling frisky and started to go at it. They didn't hear little Johnny sneak into the room. The father was on top, and little Johnny hopped on his back, and yelled giddy up horsey. Immediately the father froze, absolutely mortified when he realized what was ...
Where does the horsey go when he’s feelin tipsy?
A Cowboy is looking in the market for a new horse...
He walks in to town and sees on a churches sign horse for free come inside and ask the pastor.
The Cowboy walks and talkes to the pastor:
Cowboy: So... I hear you have a horse for free?
Pastor: I sure do, but you have to know that this horse is special. It will only move forward...
Do you know what drives me buggy?
There's an 18th century family
The children want to play horsey with their dad.
Child 1: All those in favor of father being the horse say Aye
Child 2: Aye
Child 1: Aye
Child 2: Father, what do you say?