A horse and a chick go for a walk. The horse gets stuck in the mud and yells to the chick to help me I’m stuck. The chick runs back to the farm to get the farmer but the farmer has gone to town with the tractor. So the chick sees the new BWM and grabs a rope and jumps into the BMW and drives to the ...
A horsey pun for you :)
What does a horse do to slow down for a glass of wine? It de-canters!
Where does a horsey go when he’s feelin a little tipsy?
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I was traveling on a 10 hour flight and thought I'd have a quick chat to make time go by faster
So I turn towards the young person beside me.
Me: Hello, would you like to have a quick chat to make time go by quicker?
She: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
Me: So why don't we talk about Iran's Nuclear Program?
Then she goes "All right then" and puts down her cra...
Late one evening a mother and father were feeling frisky and started to go at it. They didn't hear little Johnny sneak into the room. The father was on top, and little Johnny hopped on his back, and yelled giddy up horsey. Immediately the father froze, absolutely mortified when he realized what was ...
A Cowboy is looking in the market for a new horse...
He walks in to town and sees on a churches sign horse for free come inside and ask the pastor.
The Cowboy walks and talkes to the pastor:
Cowboy: So... I hear you have a horse for free?
Pastor: I sure do, but you have to know that this horse is special. It will only move forward...
There's an 18th century family
The children want to play horsey with their dad.
Child 1: All those in favor of father being the horse say Aye
Child 2: Aye
Child 1: Aye
Child 2: Father, what do you say?