A horsey pun for you :)

What does a horse do to slow down for a glass of wine? It de-canters!

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I was traveling on a 10 hour flight and thought I'd have a quick chat to make time go by faster

So I turn towards the young person beside me.

Me: Hello, would you like to have a quick chat to make time go by quicker?

She: Sure. What do you want to talk about?

Me: So why don't we talk about Iran's Nuclear Program?

Then she goes "All right then" and puts down her cra...

Where does the horsey go when heโ€™s feelin tipsy?

The stable.

Buckin' Bronco

Late one evening a mother and father were feeling frisky and started to go at it. They didn't hear little Johnny sneak into the room. The father was on top, and little Johnny hopped on his back, and yelled giddy up horsey. Immediately the father froze, absolutely mortified when he realized what was ...

A Cowboy is looking in the market for a new horse...

He walks in to town and sees on a churches sign horse for free come inside and ask the pastor.

The Cowboy walks and talkes to the pastor:

Cowboy: So... I hear you have a horse for free?

Pastor: I sure do, but you have to know that this horse is special. It will only move forward...

There's an 18th century family

The children want to play horsey with their dad.

Child 1: All those in favor of father being the horse say Aye

Child 2: Aye

Child 1: Aye

Child 2: Father, what do you say?

Father: Neigh

Do you know what drives me buggy?

Me horsey

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A man walks into a bar and sees a family of horses.

note: this is pretty bad imo, I just came up with this on the spot one day and it was clever.

A man walks into a bar. He looks to his left and sees a family of horses. He walks over to the mother. "That's a beautiful baby you have," he says. "Thank you," the mother replies. "Can I pet it?" Th...

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