I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked and yelled at me; very upset because maybe I was taking too long to pay.
Wow. “Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So I paid for her food.
As I moved up and she le...
What's the pinnacle of rudeness?
Hitting a blind man in the face and saying: you didn't see that coming.
Adam meets a witch
The witch tells him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed"!
Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely *will* be cursed!
Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him into an ant.
Witch: "Look whe...
I know I shouldn't have done this, but...
... I am 83 years old. I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning. The young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have ...