My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.
It’s part of her minstrel cycle.
After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis...
They got bored and decided to call it a day!
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
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The airplane is already full, passengers seated, but the cockpit is empty
Suddenly the rear door of the plane opens, and the two pilots make their way in - one is using a blind man cane, the other a guide dog. Slowly they make their way forward through the aisle in the general laughter of the passengers.
But the laughter dies down as the pilots enter the cockpit an...
A young Sauron turns in his homework...
His teacher looks at it and her face scrunches up in confusion as she rotates the paper to read the text.
"Sauron," she says, "why is all the text on these pages going in circles?"
"Oh," says Sauron, "I didn't have any lined paper so I had to make my own."
"But why does it go in...
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