Room Mate Jokes

but that's a whisk i'm willing to take.

and we've been married twenty years!

Jokes on him... I don't have a room mate.

A room mate asked his friend who is a programmer to go shopping.

"hey, can you buy a bottle of milk? Oh and if they have eggs, buy 12"

So the programmer went shopping.

When he got back, he bought 12 bottle of milk and his room mate asked

"why the heck did you bought 12 ... read more

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my room mate, Joseph, barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, I don't even remember where he was from, b... read more

He messaged his old room mate who had moved out 5 months earlier to see if he knew anything about the mustache as the compartment to reach the valve was in his old room.

The ex room mate replied "You found it!, My secret stache!"

After 6 months of begging my wife, she finally agreed to let me have a threesome! When she asked who I had in mind, I told her a girl that I work with... and her room mate.

Three female room mates come back from three different dates, the first two arrived at the same time, both with miserable looks on their faces. They asked each other how their dates were.

"Terrible," said the first, "he wouldn't stop talking about himself. I nearly fell asleep in my meal."... read more