What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this…'

My marriage is like a fairytale

A witch is waiting for me at home

A girl asks her father, “Do all fairytales begin with Once Upon A Time?”

And the father replied, “ No there is a whole series of fairytales that begin with ‘If Elected I Promise.....”

It would have been a nice fairytale if Pinocchio had been a girl,

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Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie?

China's GDP numbers.

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Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding.

But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...

Two girls are sitting in a bar

The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "S...

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two women are chatting in the office....

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."

Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled o...

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