What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this…'

My marriage is like a fairytale

A witch is waiting for me at home

A girl asks her father, “Do all fairytales begin with Once Upon A Time?”

And the father replied, “ No there is a whole series of fairytales that begin with ‘If Elected I Promise.....”

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairytale

Fair enough I left her in the forest with a loaf of bread

Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie?

China's GDP numbers.

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Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding.

But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Two girls are sitting in a bar

The one girl says: "Take my phone, can you please call my mother that I'll be home soon? I really need to use the bathroom now."

The other girl answers: "Sure, what is your password?"

"Snow White and all the seven dwarfs." the one girl replies.

The other girl frowns and asks: "S...

Women Friends chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked ...

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What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.

Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men alre...

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