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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

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My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

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From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

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I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

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What rhymes with “boo” and really stinks?

You

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What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

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People say nothing rhymes with orange.

It seems very strange to me.

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What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?

“My mother’s tits”, oh shit I meant to say paper clips

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What rhymes with donut

Wow, it actually does!

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"Read" rhymes with "lead"

... and "read" rhymes with "lead", but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

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What is the one word the rhymes with ‘purple’

No it’s not.

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.

There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

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