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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

My buddy said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I pondered for a while and thought..."No, it doesn't."

From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You.

Why I oughta...!

I was once taught that nothing rhymes with silver...

But to this day, I still don’t think they sound the same.

What rhymes with “boo” and really stinks?

You

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

People say nothing rhymes with orange.

It seems very strange to me.

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What Rhymes with “Freudian slips”?

“My mother’s tits”, oh shit I meant to say paper clips

What rhymes with donut

Wow, it actually does!

"Read" rhymes with "lead"

... and "read" rhymes with "lead", but "read" doesn't rhyme with "lead."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre.

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

Whats dark and shitty?
My sense of humor.

What is the one word the rhymes with ‘purple’

No it’s not.

My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.

There was a young man who had nothing,

Until one day he happened upon an orange.

That rhymes?

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