I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall.

I heard a bang.
"3:45 PM", he said.

A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track

A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?

Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there

Hiker: oh, clever

After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill

Hiker: what happened?

Driver: ...

My dad said while reversing the car:

"Ah, this takes me back"

A truck driver reverses down a mountain road

A policeman stops him and asks: "Why are you driving up backwards?"

Driver replies: "My boss said there's no place to turn around."

A little later the truck comes back down, again in reverse.

The policeman asks: "Why are you reversing down now?"

The driver replies: "The b...

What did the Swiss mountaineer say when he got to a mountain where global warming was reversing itself?

Let's go climate!

These reversing cameras are great.

Since I got one I haven't looked back.

I am seriously considering reversing my circumcision.

Anybody have any tips?

[Day 31] Finally i mastered the time-reversing magic

[Day 30] i may have a problem here

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A policeman stops a truck driver who is driving backwards on a narrow mountain pass.

When asked what this is all about, the truck driver replies: "I have a load for a village at the top of the mountain. My boss says it's so narrow there that I can't turn around". The policeman lets the truck driver go ahead.
Later, the policeman sees the truck driver reversing on the road again...

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A Redheaded farmer is out in his field minding his own business.

He's tidying up down by the fence next to the road.

A posh limey comes gliding up in his Tesla.

Paddy, that's the Irish farmer, didn't hear the limey roll up so the limey honks his horn, startling Paddy.

"I say," asked the limey "does this road go to the Blarney Stone my good ma...

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