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Reversing Jokes

I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall.

I heard a bang.
"3:45 PM", he said.
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*Reversing the car*

Dad: Ahh, this takes me back
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These reversing cameras are great.

Since I got one I haven't looked back.
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I am seriously considering reversing my circumcision.

Anybody have any tips?
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A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track

A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?

Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there

Hiker: oh, clever

After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill

Hiker: what happened?

Driver: ...
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What did the Swiss mountaineer say when he got to a mountain where global warming was reversing itself?

Let's go climate!
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[Day 31] Finally i mastered the time-reversing magic

[Day 30] i may have a problem here
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A truck driver reverses down a mountain road

A policeman stops him and asks: "Why are you driving up backwards?"

Driver replies: "My boss said there's no place to turn around."

A little later the truck comes back down, again in reverse.

The policeman asks: "Why are you reversing down now?"

The driver replies: "The b...
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