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Retweet Jokes

Putin went on Twitter today...

He ordered his generals to Retweet.

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?

Because they are quick to retweet

How can you spot the losers in a social media War?

They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"

What did the bird army say when running away?

Retweet

That moment you realize the French where actually way ahead of their time

So far ahead no one else knew what RETWEET meant

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

Someone should create a Trump parody Twitter account...

That only retweets all the stuff he actually posts

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