How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

Raw Raw Ra-aw.

Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

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how do you piss lady gaga off?

poke her face

How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows?

RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.

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Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?

Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?

Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.

Customer: What's that like?

Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-ass cookie.

Why did Lady Gaga cross the road?

Because she was wearing the chicken.

Lady Gaga once dated a fish

He felt that the relationship was abusive.



He was a cod in a bad romance.

Lady Gaga Performed at the Prison today.

Might I say that the Audience were Captivated.

What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?

Raw raw raw raw raw

What do you call Lady Gaga if she ever becomes Queen?

Lady O. Gaga

Who doesn’t like Lady Gaga’s wardrobe ?

Her drycleaner

What's Lady Gaga's favorite food?

Sushi because they serve it raw, raw, raw\-raw\-raw!

(sorry I just saw the guy get to the front page with his stoned asparagus joke, so I wanted to try mine).

What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of meat?

Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out

Cuz it was a bad romaine

Why was lady gaga's romance so bad?

There wasn't enough chemistry.

(My girlfriend bet me that no one would get my joke.)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke her face.

A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants.

Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven

St Peter greets them and says, "Sisters, as you all led such wonderful lives, I'm allowing each of you to return to earth for six months in the body of anyone you choose."

The first nun says "I want-a to be Beyonce!" and with that she's gone.

The second nun says "I want-a to be Lady Ga...

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Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer

Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer. When He enters John's office, John figures out what's going on and starts laughing hysterically. "What's up with the scythe? You look like an out-of-work farmer", he says. Red with embarrassment, Death storms out.

The next day,...

How I became famous at a hospital during a surgery.

So to give some background information. I was 12 years old at the time and at Emory Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. The reason why was so I could get a tumor out of my eyeball, which was usually a sign of cancer in people in their 50s-60s, not when they are 12. So when I was in the waiting room for my...

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