Lady Gaga Jokes - 25 Hilarious Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you make Lady Gaga mad?

Poke her face.

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Why did Lady Gaga cross the road?

Because she was wearing the chicken.

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What does Lady Gaga call her sextape?

Bed romance

How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?

Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!

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[NSFW!] What's Lady gaga's favourite way to have sex?

Raw raw, raw raw raw!

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Do you have the Lady Gaga Oreos?

Customer: Excuse me, do you have new Lady Gaga Oreos?

Employee: I'm sorry, we only have the Cardi B ones.

Customer: What's that like?

Employee: Soggy. It's a wet-ass cookie.

What did the wind turbine say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a HUGE fan!

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Lady GaGa and the GooGoo Dolls are coming out with a children's album.

It's called GooGooGaGa

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Lady Gaga once dated a fish

He felt that the relationship was abusive.

He was a cod in a bad romance.

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Lady Gaga Performed at the Prison today.

Might I say that the Audience were Captivated.

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How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows?

RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.

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Who doesn’t like Lady Gaga’s wardrobe ?

Her drycleaner

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What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of meat?

Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw

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Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

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Why was lady gaga's romance so bad?

There wasn't enough chemistry.

(My girlfriend bet me that no one would get my joke.)

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What is Lady Gaga’s favorite Egyptian god?

RA RA OOH LA LA

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poke her face.

A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it.

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Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out

Cuz it was a bad romaine

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What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?

Raw raw raw raw raw

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I Love how music takes me to another place.

For example, when Lady Gaga is playing at a bar, I immediately move to another.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants.

Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How I became famous at a hospital during a surgery.

So to give some background information. I was 12 years old at the time and at Emory Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. The reason why was so I could get a tumor out of my eyeball, which was usually a sign of cancer in people in their 50s-60s, not when they are 12. So when I was in the waiting room for my...

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Did you hear Sushi Restaurants are about to release a new type of roll?

It is the Lady Gaga Roll, and it is served Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw

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Perspective

Did you see that Lady GaGa nude shoot in Vogue?

Its' a little graphic.

You can almost see her Gucci.

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Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer

Death visits Earth one day to claim the life of John the lawyer. When He enters John's office, John figures out what's going on and starts laughing hysterically. "What's up with the scythe? You look like an out-of-work farmer", he says. Red with embarrassment, Death storms out.

The next day,...

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