Return Policy Jokes - 5 Hilarious Return Policy Jokes

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."

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I bought a boomerang on Amazon...

...but only because of their 100% return policy.

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I went to the boomerang store the other day

They had a great return policy

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North Korea is threatening to send the US a Christmas present.

I don’t think anyone has told them about our return policy.

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Why do people feel buyers guilt, for lack of better terms, when a woman becomes pregnant?

After all, it’s not like buying a car or home. There is a 9 month return policy after the initial transaction

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