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Three Ks a day

Keeps the minorities away

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My son adorably can't pronounce Ks and they always come out as Ts...

... it was all cute until he asked my neighbour if he could "stroke her titties".

A lion and lioness are just sitting in a jungle.

A lion and lioness are just sitting in a jungle.

A dog comes around and starts insulting them. The lioness asks the lion,

"Are you going to just listen or are you going to do anything about this disrespect?"

The lion ignores the lioness. The lioness couldn't take the abuse any m...

Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference?

Topeka, KS

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Two newfies were walking in the woods and they saw a goat had his head stuck in the fence...

So the 1st newfie says "I got an idea" he walks up to the fence and F _ _ ks the goat in the ass .
Then he turns to the second newfie and says "your turn"
So the 2nd newfie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in it.

Dave knows everyone there is to know....

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
"OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
...

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Man walks into a bar, shouts to a fella across the room "I bucked your ma last night!”

Fella dosent say anything.

He then shouts " She sucked my c**k".

Fella again says nothing.

He then stands up again and shouts " I gave her one up the arse"

Fella shouts back " For f**ks sake Da will ye go home your blocked".

Two whales walk into a bar.

The first one says to the second one "WOOOOOOWWWWWWWOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE WWONNNKKKKKWOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO"

The second whale says "For F**ks sake Frank, what the hell is wrong with you!"

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What is Politics?

Little Johnny asked his father:

\- Dad, what is politics?

\- I cannot explain it to you very well, but I'll try. Because I'm the one who brings money home, I am the Capitalism. Your mother, because she's the one who spends the money, is the Government. Because your mother and I take ca...

Death or Boogaloo”?

Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders.

The chief walks to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Booga...

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[NSFW] A huntsman wanders into the woods...

And he stumbles across a small brown bear. He pulls up his shotgun, and kills the animal. As he's celebrating, he gets a tap on the shoulder; it's a black bear.

"You didn't want to be doing that buddy. I either kill you, or I do you in the butt."

The huntsman is taken aback, but eventu...

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