A man walks into a bar and half his head is a big orange.
A man walks into a bar and half his head is a big orange. He says, ‟I'll have a beer, please.”
The bartender says, ‟Excuse me, I could not help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.”
The guy goes, ‟Yeah, had that for a while now.”
So the bartender says, ‟How d...
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An Irish peasant
An Irish peasant named Kory Andrea grew up knowing nothing but potatoes. His dad farmed potatoes, and his dad farmed potatoes, all the way back a thousand years. He had spent the entirety of his first twenty years on this Earth farming and harvesting potatoes.
One day, as if suddenly, the pot...