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Why does the proctologist keep buying new TV remotes?

Digging through the couch just feels like work.

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My parents have 4 TV remotes and I’m trying to figure out what they do.

I’m remote learning.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

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I am over 18

Why will button controlled remotes always be better than voice command?

It goes without saying.

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