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Relative Dating Jokes

Why did the paleontologist have to use relative dating?

Because he was in Alabama.

In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating...

One Student: "Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"

Why do people from Alabama make the best paleontologists?

They're amazing at relative dating.

Why did the redneck want to become a paleontologist?

He heard they deal with relative dating!

A Geologist from Alabama could tell you the chronological order of Sandstone Layers, but not their exact ages

You could see they're into Relative Dating.

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*Sigh*

I know you expected that punchline. My apologies, when I'm under pressure my sediment jokes turn a little schist.

Please stay gneiss in the comments.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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