I listen to a band named Magma

It's pretty underground

How would one describe an especially pleasing surface magma flow?

Lavaly

What does the oxygen say to the magma?

I LAVA you

An IT guy goes to hell

When he gets there the devil begins to explain his everlasting torment. "Down here you will wade in scalding magma, always burning and unable to die. There will be noxious fumes that pour into your lungs, you will always be suffocating but always conscious. You will be whipped and flayed and never r...

What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom?

Magma.

What type of rocks are hipsters?

Igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.

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