Guy who invented TV spent years working on prototypes, testing, refining, finally got it to work, only to power it up and be disappointed.

There was nothing on.

Once upon a time, in a magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.

His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.

Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song, ...

An inspiring true story about my friend's grandmother.

I'd like to tell you a little-known, but inspiring and true story that involves my friend Jake's grandmother.

Her name was Erica. She lived a typical grandmother life, knitting, spoiling her grandchildren and puttering around.

But despite having lived a full life before retiring, she w...

How do you get a cop to make you an omelet?

Give him some brown eggs to beat.

Steel drivin' man

So there was a guy put in jail recently. He ran a business refining ore into metal. He had some cheap iron ore he had obtain so he made some steel with it but it had a pretty high percentage if copper impurity. It ended up in the market as pure steel and when the fraud was found out an investigation...

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What is the difference between sex and golf?

In golf, less strokes is enough to win.


I could actually use some help refining the punchline on this one if anyone has some ideas.

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F#ck Fame

A guy goes into a recording studio and hands the engineer what must be 50 grand in cash. He says, "I want you to record exactly what I say, then use the leftover money to print up as many CDs as you can, and send them to every record label head, A&R rep, talent scout and manager in the business....

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