What did the oil refinery say to the offshore drilling platform?

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I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery...

but I didn't want to make a crude joke.

This one is mine, so it's not great, but I like it....

A guy named Bob works in an oil refinery, and since he only lives about a mile from the plant, he just rides his bicycle in every day. There only inconvenience is he has to carry his bike across a catwalk that stretches over numerous vats of oil being refined.

One day, he stumbles and *gloop...

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I don't want to be crude...

Two drops of oil are at the oil refinery. One turns to the other and says "I dont want to be crude, but its fucking hot in here"


(My friend made up this joke, it's now one of my favourites)

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A limerick for Grangemouth, Falkirk, Scotland

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary

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