Take 2: Someone stole my credit cards and apparently made a purchase in a furniture store.

I only found out when the bank contacted me and told me that my card had been reclined.

How would the Church of England deal with the statement that "the cat sat on the mat" if it appeared in the Bible?

The liberal theologians would point out that such a passage did not of course mean that the cat literally sat on the mat. Also, cat and mat had different meanings in those days from today, and anyway, the text should be interpreted according to the customs and practices of the period.

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Garden of Eden

God was walking through the Garden of Eden, when he saw Adam reclined under a tree.

"Hey God" says Adam. "Eve and I just discovered the most amazing thing which we call sex".

"That's wonderful" replies God. "Where is Eve now?"

"Oh, she is cleaning herself up in the river" says A...

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