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Elongate Jokes

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

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Elon Musk and Bill Gates combined their enormous wealth and power to develop the most effective enlargement pill ever created.

They're calling it Elongates.

I identify as an elongated fish...

People say im mentally eel

Two of the wealthiest men in the world suffer from ED. They team up to make a new drug and call it...

Elongates

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

Musk is really stretching out this Twitter controversy.

Should start calling it Elongate.

Have you heard about the Tesla cars being converted into stretch limousines and causing accidents with faulty steering.

The media are calling it Elongate.

I sure hope Elon musk’s $50,000 house isn’t part of another cover-up scandal

Elongate would be very drawn out.

Elon Musk and Bill Gates have decided to partner in a joint venture to invent a medication to overcome erectile dysfunction.

They have decided to name the new drug 'Elongates'.

what do you call a stretched billionaire?

Elongated

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Breaking News: Elon Musk & Bill Gates have joined hands

to make a Enhancer.....They will call it
ELONGATES

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...

Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.

Did you hear about the scandal with Elon Musk embezzling money for his surgery to make him taller?

Look it up, it's called Elongate.

Did you hear what they’re calling this Tesla scandal?

Elongate, it’s gonna be really drawn out.

No wonder Elon Musk's scandals are so drawn out

It's not called elongate for nothing.

What happens to Musk when he approaches a black hole?

He gets Elongated

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I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?

Elongate

What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

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What kind of Bees produce milk?

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause...

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Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist....

Pierre Dumonte Wiffade was a French explorer and biologist who was, in 1792, considered one of the country’s chief ornithologists. Credited with discovering and describing over 200 different bird species, he spent most of his life hopping from island to island, describing the wildlife, and moving to...
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