I identify as an elongated fish...

People say im mentally eel

The definition of Elongates

When Bill Gates and Elon musk collaborate to create a drug that cures erectile dysfunction.

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what elongates when you pull on it, fits perfectly in a hole and good between breasts?

a dick.

what did you think i was gonna say, a seatbelt?

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

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Two friends go for a hike...

Two friends, Dave and Darren, go on an adventure hike which would last for months. Two months in they get a bit tired of each other and decide to split up for four days and rendezvous at a mutually known bar in a nearby town.

Four days later they meet up and are back in the groove. Dave goes...

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Medical Exams

Two brothers enlisting in the army were having their medical exams. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.

“It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one re...

Did you hear about the scandal with Elon Musk embezzling money for his surgery to make him taller?

Look it up, it's called Elongate.

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal because...

Everyone who searches for actual news on Elongate will only get 50 pages of a reposted joke from Reddit.

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Elon Musk and Bill Gates created a penis enlargement product.

They called it Elongate.

No wonder Elon Musk's scandals are so drawn out

It's not called elongate for nothing.

Did you hear what they’re calling this Tesla scandal?

Elongate, it’s gonna be really drawn out.

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I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...

Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.

The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.

Elongate is really drawn out.

What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

What's the scandal when Tesla promises their cars can travel farther than they really can?

Elongate

There was once a boy born without a body

Fred was born with no limbs or abdomen, only a head.

He spent his days viewing the world from a window next to his bed, which was frankly more of an elongated pillow, as he didn’t need much more than that.

One starry and magical night, Fred’s father sat awake with his son, telling hi...

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