Life is like a Rubik's cube

If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

I just listened to a Spotify playlist of Meatloaf, Korn, and Bread followed by Ice-T & Ice Cube.

It was fulfilling, and also quite refreshing.

I think I'll finish off with Cake topped with The Cranberries.

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

My friend asked me what the name of that famous ice cube movie was.

I replied, "Titanic?".

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What in common between a penis and a rubix cube

The more you play with them the harder they get

If you’re ever choking on an ice cube

Just wait,

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

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How are Rubik’s cubes and penises similar?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get!

I was walking through an art gallery when I saw a solid white cube.

I looked closer but didn't find any details or artwork of any kind on it. Confused, I asked someone who was near me, who simply said "Oh, that's artist's block"

Today I learned that I can make an ice cube melt just by concentrating on it and thinking ''Melt.''

I have to admit that it takes a lot longer than I expected.

I was filling my water bottle from the freezer door, and an ice cube fell out and slid out of reach

I was about to get angry but then I realized, no, now it’s just water under the fridge

I used to work in a powdered soup factory, until I started coughing up little cubes of tofu...

I was forced to retire, after being diagnosed with Miso-thelioma.

What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?

Des Moinescraft.

Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?

Because demerera

Onboard the Titanic...

While cruising aboard the Titanic, an engineer boasts to his dinner companions, "This ship is so seaworthy that even God can't sink her!"

Overhearing what the engineer said, God started laughing so hard that he spilled his glass of water and ice cubes went flying everywhere.

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

I recently placed a sugar cube for an ant

When he left to get the rest of the ants, I quickly removed the sugar cube. Now everyone else thinks he lied.

What did Ice Cube say when he left Iraq?

Bye Fallujah!!!

Why did the ice cube kill itself?

It felt so Ice-olated

Did you know I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind.

Takes quite a white though.

Why are you giving me ice?

So I just purchased a brand new shirt at the clothing store. After I had paid for it, I said “thanks” to the cashier and was just about to walk away when he said “Wait!” I turned to the cashier. He said, “Anyone who purchases our clothing is entitled to one small piece of ice.” Apparently he had a m...

Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink?

He liked ice before it was cool

A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called?

Ice cubes

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I swallowed an ice cube two days ago...

and haven’t pooped it out yet. I’m really scared you guys!

My brother has Aspergers. When you give him a Rubik's cube it takes him like 12 seconds to...

... say “Thank you“.

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TIL that wombats poo is shaped like a cube instead of spherical.

I almost shit a brick.

How do you add flavor to your algorithm?

Use a Boolean cube.

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Stomach aches

My granddad (90 yrs old) loves to tell this joke. I'm wondering if anyone knows the source?

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A man had such terrible stomach pains that he went to the doctor to get anything that might help.
The doctor asked him to sit upon the table so he could examine him.
...

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What would you get if you shove some ice cubes in your asshole?

Some cool shit

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Why did the cube refused to fuck icosahedron?

Because their relationship was solidly platonic.

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

If the world were a cube

We'd all be Cubans!

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What did Ice Cube say when his Teletubbies rental expired?

Fuck the Po lease

I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

Did you hear Ice Cube converted to Judeaism?

He changed his name to Ice Berg.

What would happen if the earth became a cube?

We would all be cubans

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

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Ice cubes in ice tea.

It's almost time for him to pull out.

What did the ice cube say to the glass of water?

I’m cooler than you

Why did the student look underwater for square and cube numbers?

They’re indices

Did you ever hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?

You could say it was a very well thawed out plan

A cube walks into a bar...

A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied “oh I just had a drink to take the edge off”.

A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...

My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.

Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.

My Boss: The Bear can talk?

Me: No, that’s not the joke.

My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?

Me: No, that’s not the joke either.

My Boss: The Bear likes ...

How can you tell that an ice cube didn’t graduate from college in the US?

Because it has 0 degrees.
Also because it uses the Celsius scale.

I don't understand why Ice Cube hates the police so much...

They are a really good band

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A giraffe walks into a restaurant...

He asks the waiter, "Do you have any food specifically for giraffes?"

The waiter thinks for a second and comes back with a plate of spaghetti with the longest fork you've ever seen.

"Asshole!" the giraffe says, and he walks out.

The next day, a penguin walks into the restauran...

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I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine.

What the fuck is "left over wine"?

What goes Click Click, have I done it yet?

A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

Two mathematicians are arguing at a restaurant.

"The state of mathematics in this country is terrible", insists the first mathematician. "It's a wonder how the average person even manages to get by in their day-to-day life."

The second mathematician says, "That's hardly true. Mathematics education is actually pretty good nowadays. People m...

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.

Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why?

Man's not hot.

How to make an ice cube melt faster?

Talk to it and get into a heated argument

I wrote a program that figures out if soup is made from scratch or from a cube

It returns a bouillon Boolean.

Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?

They can cube the number 2.

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Guurl is that ass a rubiks cube?

Because I just wanna give up and say fuck it.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand

The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

What relates a good reddit post and a poorly kept cube?

RIP in box

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

What's the square root of a hyper cube?

A sugar cube!

I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

An ice cube decided to wear a new hat

A nice man saw this, and said to the ice cube: "Looking solid, dude!"

The ice cube absolutely melted at this sweet compliment.

Now he's looking liquid, dude.

I Want to Make a Band called Mashed Potatoes

Then go on an Ultimate Tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Bread, Red hot Chilie Peppers, Salt-N-Pepa, The Cranberries, The Black Eyed Peas, Orange Juice, Ice Cube and Cake!

*I know a few are dead and some of them suck but I tried damn it, lol

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

A coffee addict goes to rehab to get clean

During group reflection they said

Group: "Steve tell us a little about your struggles"

Steve: "Well it started off as a kid, my grandpa would let me sip on a coffee with lots of cream and sugar. I knew from the moment it hit my lips, coffee was what i wanted to do with my life. By the...

Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, ...

... arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician
claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that
it was surprisingly high.


"I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math que...

Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube

He died on the cross.

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

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Joined a poker club

Just signed up for poker at a club and all the members have these "lucky charms" on the table this guy has a glass cube with a 4 leaf clover in it that girl has a mini bronze doggie statue, you get the point. So the next week I wanted bring a charm to fit in, but I forgot but the novelty store next ...

Two mathematicians are in a bar.

The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.

The first mathematician wanders off to the bathroom, so the second guy calls over their waitress...

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