You have three cups of coffee and 20 sugar cubes? How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes into each cup of coffee using all 20 sugar cubes.

1 cube in the first cup, 1 cube in the second, and 18 in the third because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put in coffee.

What do Rubik’s cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it’s finished.

LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor of the kitchen, quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be.....water under the fridge

An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

“Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.

*“Chill, it’s just a phase you’re going through.”*

What’s the difference between an amateur thief, a professional thief, and a Rubik’s cube?

An amateur thief says “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY” while a professional thief says “Sign here, please.”

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

Life is like a Rubik's cube

If you get one side of it all smooth and organized, you usually mess up all the other sides in the process.

I can complete a Rubik's Cube without touching it

Perk of being colour blind

When does a square become a cube?

When it hits cuberty.

A person unsure if God exists rolled a numbered cube to determine the answer.

It was a diagnostic test.

My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don’t put too much stock in that.

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Ice Cube talking about why he doesn't want his girlfriend to role play as a cop.

"When I said fuck the police, this isn't what I meant."

What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated?

They let out a collective sigh.

I used to worry about the ice cubes I’d kick into the abyss under the refrigerator.

But I figure, what the hell.

It’s old water under the fridge.

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine

I'm confused... What is leftover wine??

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

What's cool cool cool

Ice cubed

My friend asked me what the name of that famous ice cube movie was.

I replied, "Titanic?".

If you’re ever choking on an ice cube

Just wait,

I recently placed a sugar cube for an ant

When he left to get the rest of the ants, I quickly removed the sugar cube. Now everyone else thinks he lied.

I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

Ice

Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, and Ice-T walk into a bar.

The bartender says: “Wow, it’s cold in here!”

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

Today I learned that I can make an ice cube melt just by concentrating on it and thinking ''Melt.''

I have to admit that it takes a lot longer than I expected.

I used to work in a powdered soup factory, until I started coughing up little cubes of tofu...

I was forced to retire, after being diagnosed with Miso-thelioma.

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

Why did the hipster empty water from an ice cube tray into his drink?

He liked ice before it was cool

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Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube?

Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit.

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

I was filling my water bottle from the freezer door, and an ice cube fell out and slid out of reach

I was about to get angry but then I realized, no, now it’s just water under the fridge

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I swallowed an ice cube two days ago...

and haven’t pooped it out yet. I’m really scared you guys!

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.

At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.

"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

I won a Minecraft game without cheating

I did it fair and cube.

What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?

Des Moinescraft.

Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?

Because demerera

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

If the world were a cube

We'd all be Cubans!

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What would you get if you shove some ice cubes in your asshole?

Some cool shit

Did you know I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind.

Takes quite a white though.

What did Ice Cube say when he left Iraq?

Bye Fallujah!!!

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Granny went to the bank to deposit her $1M

She was greeted by the Bank Manager.

Manager: "Good morning, ma'am! That's quite a fortune. May I ask where did it come from?"

Granny: "I have a knack in gambling. These are my winnings."

M: "I have no doubt. However, our policies prevents us from accepting it due to anti money-...

Why did the ice cube kill itself?

It felt so Ice-olated

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I swallowed an ice cube several hours ago.

I haven't pooped it out and I'm afraid it's stuck somewhere.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

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Why did the cube refused to fuck icosahedron?

Because their relationship was solidly platonic.

My brother has Aspergers. When you give him a Rubik's cube it takes him like 12 seconds to...

... say “Thank you“.

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What did Ice Cube say when his Teletubbies rental expired?

Fuck the Po lease

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TIL that wombats poo is shaped like a cube instead of spherical.

I almost shit a brick.

I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

I don't understand why Ice Cube hates the police so much...

They are a really good band

I tried sniffing Coke once...

But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Why did the student look underwater for square and cube numbers?

They’re indices

Iceberg

A couple icebergs in Antarctica are best friends. They grew up together and have known each other since they were ice cubes.

One iceberg decides he's tired of all the cold weather, he tells his best friend he's going on a warm vacation for a couple weeks. A couple weeks pass by and he returns...

What did the ice cube say to the glass of water?

I’m cooler than you

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Ice cubes in ice tea.

It's almost time for him to pull out.

What would happen if the earth became a cube?

We would all be cubans

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

A friend was freezing some ice cubes for me.

Let's say he was doing me a solid.

Why were square roots, cubed roots, and other roots arrested during the Red Scare?

They were all radicals.

I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.

Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.

A cube walks into a bar...

A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied “oh I just had a drink to take the edge off”.

Did you ever hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?

You could say it was a very well thawed out plan

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why?

Man's not hot.

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

Two Math Professors in a Bar

Two professors, American and Soviet, are sitting in a bar in the middle of Moscow. They begin to have a heating conversation about levels of education in general population of their countries.

Soviet professor takes a break to go to the bathroom, and on the way there he stops their waitress a...

How to make an ice cube melt faster?

Talk to it and get into a heated argument

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Guurl is that ass a rubiks cube?

Because I just wanna give up and say fuck it.

A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand

The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...

My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.

Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.

My Boss: The Bear can talk?

Me: No, that’s not the joke.

My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?

Me: No, that’s not the joke either.

My Boss: The Bear likes ...

I wrote a program that figures out if soup is made from scratch or from a cube

It returns a bouillon Boolean.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

What relates a good reddit post and a poorly kept cube?

RIP in box

What's the square root of a hyper cube?

A sugar cube!

I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

I'm getting revenge for the Titanic

One ice-cube in my drink at a time.

An ice cube decided to wear a new hat

A nice man saw this, and said to the ice cube: "Looking solid, dude!"

The ice cube absolutely melted at this sweet compliment.

Now he's looking liquid, dude.

Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube

He died on the cross.

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

Onboard the Titanic...

While cruising aboard the Titanic, an engineer boasts to his dinner companions, "This ship is so seaworthy that even God can't sink her!"

Overhearing what the engineer said, God started laughing so hard that he spilled his glass of water and ice cubes went flying everywhere.

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

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