What do you call the anxiety you feel when you’re in a maze of buildings?
A complex complex complex
Why are cornfield mazes part of our Halloween tradition?
They are exceptionally ear-ie.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar during the town's annual Halloween celebration. "I'd sure like to try out that giant corn maze they set up, but I'm afraid I'd get lost and kill half the day in there," the guy tells the bartender. "There is actually a guide you can hire that will take you through the entire l...
3 mandalorians are stuck in a maze
2 of them are arguing with each other. “This is the way” “No, this is the way” they keep saying to each other. Then the third flies up and out of the maze with his jetpack. “No that’s the way” the second says to the first
What do you call the best maze ever?
Be sure to always whisper while in a corn maze
The walls have ears.
Why did the corn maze go back to school?
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
What do you call the basic unit of grammar when it walks into a maze?
A lost clause.
I'm surrounded by idiots
Unfortunately, I am currently stuck in a mirror maze.
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A man took his 3 kids to a maze
His kids' names are Flour, Sugar, and Butter. The four of them split up in the maze to try to solve it. Along the way, Dad bumps into Butter. They exchange surprised looks and laughs and continue on their way. After 10 more minutes, Dad bumps into Butter again. They repeat the previous exchange and ...
I want to open a new labrynth in a cornfield
I plan to call it the Amazing Maize Maze! Apologies for the corny joke...
1. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? ( more)
1. **What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?**
**2. What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?**
3. **What do you call a pig that knows karate?** **Pork chop!**
Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?
The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.
You know what amazes me?
A priest and a math teacher...
die and go to heaven at the same time. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates, and then shows them to their accommodations. He brings the math teacher to a luxurious mansion, with a hedge maze, marble columns, and a fountain. The priest thinks to himself, "If the math teacher gets this, imagine w...
I went to a Abba themed bar last night
The toilet was like a maze
What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...
You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
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A mage puts two friends, John and Fred, into a labyrinth of bridges.
The two walk around the maze, and they arrive at the first bridge. Fred starts to walk over the bridge when he sees John masturbating out of the corner of his eye. He does a double take and then asks why he's doing this. John then explains that the mage told him they must orgasm on the bridge in ord...
A man opens a business training seeing-eye-dogs with what he claims to be "the most scientific methods possible."
A curious reporter wants to see these methods in action, so he arranges to observe the final tests of some of these trained assistance dogs along with the business owner.
The first dog enters the testing course with his blind handler and performs spectacularly. First the dog guides his human ...
A true story recounted by Heinz R. Pagels in The Dreams of Reason
> Back in the early 1960s a major psychology conference was held on behavior. Researchers presented paper after paper on the learning behavior of rats - how they ran mazes with their brains monitored electronically or rats on drugs and so on. Then someone presented a paper on human behavior. In t...
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***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.
A man like me is hard to find.
I trim maze hedges.
If Billy Mays were a farmer...
And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."