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I lost my watch at a party once...

An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it whilst he was sexually harrasing this young woman at that party. Infuriated and discombobulated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. Nobody does that to a woman; not on my watch.

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Sacrilegious ad-man

Father Bill is down at his local pub one night when he runs into Don, an old friend from school. They start talking old times and eventually Don brings the conversation around to the fact that Bill seems to be a man of the cloth.

"You see Bill, I'm actually in advertising, and I've been worki...

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