Snotty Jokes - 7 Hilarious Snotty Jokes

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Why do retail workers call rude and snotty customers “Karen”?

Because they would loose their job if they called them a “Cunt”.

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Snotty bitch in the elevator

Snotty bitch in the elevator was looking down her nose at me. So I had to ask her, "Lady, can I smell your pussy?" Indignantly, she said, "No, you may not!" "Oh, well, then it must be your feet!"

From my 8-year-old: What does Santa say if you get too close to him with a cold?

You’re on the snotty list!

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A cattle rancher walks into a bar...

He walks up and orders a strong drink, "herding cattle is tough work!"

The bartender nods.

In walks a middle-aged woman, who orders two strong drinks, "Cattle? Try herding cats! I've got eight of them!"

The bartender raises an eyebrow, but nods.

Then comes a preschool t...

If a dog is man's best friend, then a cat must be...

Man's snotty, passive-aggressive ex-girlfriend.

An old man was staying in a hotel and went for breakfast at the restaurant.

The waiter asked him what he’d like for breakfast and the old man replies:

“I want porridge but it must be lumpy and under cooked, then I want some bacon , eggs and toast but the bacon must be burnt to a crisp, the eggs must be runny and snotty and the toast I want 1 slice very soggy and the ...

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Ernie the Hamster

I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me, "I'm serious,

Dad....

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