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Punk Rocker Jokes

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The Punk Rocker

A middle-aged guy gets on a bus and sits down. He looks across from him and sees a punk rocker with spiked hair dyed every color of the rainbow - blue, red, yellow, green, orange.

The punk rocker notices the guy gawking at him and says, "What's a matter, old man? Didn't you ever do anything...

How many Punk Rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Punk Rock doesn’t change anything...

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between funnel cake and a punk rocker's hairdo?

One is fried dough and the other is a dyed fro

Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.

Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

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How do you know if a lightbulb is a prostitute?

Its been screwed in and out by teams of scientists, skateboarders, narcissists, every one of the human races, Vietnam vets, Grateful Dead fans, computer scientists, Army Rangers, stoners, Yankee fans, dead babies, roaming hippies, alchoholics, cops, Comcast employees, Jedis, Dragonball-Z characters,...

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room

when a young woman with purple punk rocker Mohawk hair, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing was admitted to the ER. It was quickly determined she had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff not...

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Medical Humor

1...A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,
lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.
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