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What do you get when a dinosaur is a fan of punk rock?

A Punkasaurus Rex the establishment
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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

Because he was tired of haulin' oats
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What do you call a punk rock kid without a girlfriend?

Homeless.
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How many Punk Rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Punk Rock doesnโ€™t change anything...
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The frustrated parents of an acting-out adolescent go to a developmental therapist for advice on how to handle their kid.

"We don't get it, doc," the father begins, "A couple of months ago, she just stopped talking to us."

"Completely locked us out of everything," the mother continues, "We didn't change anything or do anything different, but it's like a switch was flipped, or something."

The therapist, st...

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?
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