Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

Because he was tired of haulin' oats

What do you call a punk rock kid without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up

It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.

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A group of friends decide to create a punk rock band...

... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with.

Shit started getting popul...

What does a rolling stone grow into ?

A punk rock

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The frustrated parents of an acting-out adolescent go to a developmental therapist for advice on how to handle their kid.

"We don't get it, doc," the father begins, "A couple of months ago, she just stopped talking to us."

"Completely locked us out of everything," the mother continues, "We didn't change anything or do anything different, but it's like a switch was flipped, or something."

The therapist, st...

How many Punk Rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, Punk Rock doesn’t change anything...

The future

The world in 10 years...

MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100...

Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?

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