Green Day Jokes - 13 Hilarious Green Day Jokes

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Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released

So, that means two American Idiots came out that day

Did anyone call Green Day yesterday?

Someone was supposed to wake them up before September ended...

I would complain about Green Day...

But you don't have the time to listen to me whine

A Large Company celebrates Green Day but it all goes wrong

"Here at Company Corp, Green Day is very important to us! Now who can tell us the values of Green Day?"

"It's about supporting the environment-"

"Money."

"Yes, that's correct! And now you win your fabulous prize! A regular amount of sick leave!"

"Will you...

Tomorrow we have to wake Green Day up.

When September ends.

Somebody needs to wake up Green Day

It's October 1st

What is a Leprechauns favorite rock band?

Green Day

Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight.

September is ending.

Do you know why the markets are green since the start of the week?

Cuz Green Day woke up after September ended.

Trump seems to be having trouble finding backup music for his rallies lately :/

Poor guy should ask Green Day. Theyd probably let him use American Idiot.

Seeing how it’s saint Patrick’s day there is only one band you should listen to

Green Day

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna

Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith

George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya

Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U...

I cry everytime I listen to the "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

I really hate Green Day

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