UPJOKE

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My wife found out I’d had sex with her sister.

I said, “ She was laying there naked when I got to work, what was I supposed to do?”

She said, “The damned autopsy”

I got a text from my next-door neighbor today.

I got a text from my next-door neighbor today.

It read:

Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months, and I have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face.

At least I’m telling you in this te...

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