I crashed my bike the other day and got two punctures. I don't think I can ride my bike again.
I'll have to retire it.
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There was an inflatable boy, and he goes to an inflatable school. While there, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.