Student (to teacher): What you teach is all useless junk.
Teacher: Please don't deprecate yourself thus.
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Three religious leaders are golfing.
After the fourth hole, they are told that they need to wait to continue in order to accommodate a group of blind golfers. [One religious leader] opines, "To see people overcoming their disabilities to do something they love truly demonstrates the compassion of [diety]." "It's wonderful to see that t...