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Why don’t pirates like writing in cursive?

Because it’s scurvy
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What do you call fancy swearing?

Cursive
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What's a demon's favorite handwriting style?

Cursive.
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I'm not drunk officer..

I'm just talking in cursive
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How do you write words like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", or "damn?"

In cursive.

What font is the best for writing bad words?

Any cursive font.
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How do witches write ?

in Cursive
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Being left handed I was always told I was more creative but all I noticed was that I smudge the words when writing with pencil.

I guess it’s a blessing and a cursive
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A man goes to the bakery

He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter B on it. The baker says okay, I'm very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready.

The guy leaves, comes back in a few days, and the baker says, "Here you are! A cake w...

cake story

A guy goes into a bakery and asks for a cake in the shape of a letter B. He comes back to pick it up the next day, and says, “Oh, I’m sorry, I totally forgot to tell you I wanted it to be a lower case B. I’ll pay for this one, but could you redo it as a lower-case?” The baker says, “Hey, that’s okay...
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How do you change wine to urine and lemons to demons?

Cursive
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A 3rd grade teacher...

Prepares her 9 year olds for a writing class.

Teacher: “class we will be learning how to write without lifting your pencil off the paper!”

Little Johnny: “I know how to do that!”

Teacher: “You know how to write without lifting off the page!”

Little Johnny : “Yes ma’am t...

A third grade teacher addresses her class

..."alright class" she says, "before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"

She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says "whomever remem...
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Found some gems in my grandpa's old journal, thought r/jokes would appreciate them...

I'll try and transcribe them the way he writes them down, but it is pretty hard since most of them are written in cursive.

Husband got up early Sunday morning to fly a kite. He is having a hard time, kite is going up and down. Wife is watching from the window in her nighty. Finally, she becom...
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