The crown prince of Saudi Arabia is talking with his counselors.
One of them asks, "What are your current plans?" The prince says, "I'm going to starve to death a few hundred thousand people in Yemen and dismember one journalist." The counselor asks, "Why the journalist?" "See, no one cares about the people in Yemen."
Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi Murder
He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.
What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
A comedian was on vacation in London.
A comedian was on a vacation in London when he came across a large crowd. He pushed and squeezed his way past the ocean of people and saw the Royal Family who were on their way to have lunch. As he takes out his phone to snap a photo, he saw from the corner of his eye a shady man pushing past the cr...