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Roman Senate Jokes

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What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate?

I came; I saw; I came.

Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?

His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.

Contrary to popular myth, Caesar wasn't killed by the Roman senate. He died of a heart attack when he heard of Barcelona's spectacular loss. His last words were however accurate....

8-2, brutus?

Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

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