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What did horny Caesar told Roman Senate?

I came; I saw; I came.

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Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?

His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.

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Contrary to popular myth, Caesar wasn't killed by the Roman senate. He died of a heart attack when he heard of Barcelona's spectacular loss. His last words were however accurate....

8-2, brutus?

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Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

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