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Prejudiced Jokes

What do you call a big, prejudiced, scary clown?

A big It

Prejudiced..

A few nights ago, I was at a bar having a lively debate with a few mates when a woman from the next table walks over and starts shouting at me. I'm not entirely sure which part of the discussion she had overheard, but she started accusing me of being prejudiced against certain races -- which I am....

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People who are prejudiced have two butts

Because they are bi-assed.

Why are modern cities all so prejudiced against ancient Sumerian cities?

They all have Ur-ban areas.

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Racist/Nationally prejudiced pick up lines.

I'm not black, but I'll steal your heart.

Hey girl, I'm not Asian, but I'll eat that pussy.

I'm not from Russia, but you make me blush-a.

If you were a Jihadist, would you blow me first?

Did you just have curry? Because that ass is getting blasted tonight.

Hear about the guy who was prejudiced against Chinese food?

What a riceist.

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The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer

A billionaire is sailing his yacht past a lighthouse, and he sees the elderly lighthouse keeper out on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse, getting a blowjob from a mermaid - the top half was a stunning, curvy redhead, and the bottom half was a tiger shark. As he watches, the pair finish the act...

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered.

She promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."

"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

A father takes his son on a fishing trip

On their tiny boat, Little Tommy realises that that the floor is covered in a mess of different nets. He looks up to dad and asks, "Dad, why do we need so many kinds of nets?"

Dad smiles gently and looks into his young son's eyes.

"Back in my day, when I went fishing with my own dad we...

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything a...

Two melons are in love...

After decades of conflict and war, the people of Watermelon Kingdom and Cataloupe Country are trying to ease diplomatic tensions between their peoples. A student exchange program is started to foster cross-cultural understanding.

Through the exchange program, Wally Watermelon meets Cassandra...

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“Oi, you!”

“Sheep shagger!” yelled the man as Llewelyn Jones walked down the high street, pointedly ignoring him.

“Yeah you, sheep shagger! Fucking sheep shagger!” slurred the man, before throwing his beer can into some petunia bushes and stumbling off in the other direction.

“The youth of today...

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