Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.' And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflecti...
What do bird do before they get married?
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit.
So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.
A week later he went in for his first fitting.
He put on the suit and he looked fabulous, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror, he reached down to put ...
2 Yetis meet on a dating app
2 Yetis matched on a dating app one day. One was American, the other European. In spite of American Yeti’s peculiarities and the yawning physical gap between them, they hit it off. Having gone back and forth for a little while, American Yeti asks European Yeti for a picture. European Yeti happily ob...
A joke from my Philosophy textbook
The employer introduced himself to his new gardener.
"I am a professor of logic," the employer said. "Oh. What's that?" the gardener asked. "I shall give you a demonstration," announced the professor. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?" "Yes," replied the gardener. "Then I infer you are ...