Gorging Jokes

A man sits down on a park bench next to a little boy. The man notices the boy is eating chocolate bars, one after another.

After a few minutes, the man says "You won't live very long, eating candy like that."

The boy replies, "I don't know, my grandfather lived to be 101 years old."<... read more

A man in his mid-40’s was walking down the street on a school day and noticed a young boy, about 9 yrs old, sitting on a porch eating a huge bag of candy.

Concerned that boy was alone, out of school, and gorging himself on candy, the man approached an asked “Shouldn’t you be in school instea... read more

where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.


"WOW! This is great," he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing ... read more