Oscar Wilde once said you can never be overdressed

Clearly he never showed up to an orgy in a clown suit

"What part of the human body expands ten times normal size during periods of intense excitement?"

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, ...

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

"I feel a bit overdressed."

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A lawyer's car breaks down.

A lawyer's car breaks down in the middle of the country. Having no cell reception, he walks back up the road half a mile to a farm house he passed.

"Hi, sorry to trouble you but can I use your phone? My car broke down, and I need to call triple-A" the lawyer asks.

"Don't got no phone,...

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