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Popular Belief Jokes

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn’t the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise.

It was the pair on the ground!

Contrary to popular belief, Santa was born in the USSR.

If you had to deliver that many gifts in one night, you'd be Russian around too.

Contrary to popular belief, Children are not a natural occurrence...

Turns out they are Man-made.

Contrary to popular beliefs, losing weight is a piece of cake.

Just don't pick it up.

Contrary to popular belief, the fastest man alive is actually Zeus

because with his lightning powers he's Using Bolt

Contrary to popular belief, Mount Everest is not packed with climbers all year round...

It only gets busy at peak times.

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Franklin didn’t discover electricity.

He was just really shocked by it.

Contrary to popular belief, Americans actually use their feet more than any other country in the world!

The Europeans prefer the meter.

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Contrary to popular belief there was more sex on the TV in the 50s and 60s than there is now.

Modern TVs can't support the weight.

God vs Satan

In contrast to popular beliefs, Heaven and Hell dont lie above each other, but next to each other.
Because God didnt want people be tempted to cross sides, he came to an agreement with Satan: they would have a wall build and split the bill afterwards.
Ofcourse as you could imagin when the wal...

If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it?

Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen.

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So when I was an altar boy when I was a kid...

...and its not all that you'd think it would be. Contrary to popular belief, an aletrboy's true purpose is to put up with the priests shit, and to pick up the slack when he drops the ball. Anyway, one day I was sweeping the chapel floor when i heard somebody whisper my name. I looked around and saw ...

A student is preparing for a vet school exam and has left it to the last minute...

With no chance in hell in of passing, he procrastinates by picking a random topic about animals from Wikipedia and starts reading. By the time he's finished (wasting lots of time looking up related articles) it's too late to read about anything else.

In the oral exam the student picks a quest...

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