I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays". I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?" He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturda...
Scientology is officially recognised as a religion in the UK, rather than just a cult. A cult being a group who believe in bizarre theories and superstitions, practice daft rituals and accept ridiculous restrictions on their behaviour.
Whereas a religion…….
A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door
Quick, escape out the window! said the woman
No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!
Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!
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Three explorers are in Egypt (long)
and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: "Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death." He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end...
A man comes home from a business trip and knocks on the door
The wife opens the bedroom window and whispers to her lover: "Jump!" The lover says : "Are you nuts? We're on the 13th floor!"
Wife: "Jump, there's no time for superstitions!"
A joke from my country
[something you should know is that drivers mostly take a certain fair for each person and not a fair which will be divided among the passengers no matter how many]
Here's the joke:
A lady is in the hospital after she had a surgery. Her neighbourhood friends want to visit her, so they r...