I was trimming my nails when my Grandfather said with a sigh "You should not cut your nails on Thursdays". I had never adhered to these superstition but out of curiosity I asked, "What happens when I cut my nails on Thursday?" He explained, "You see the weekend starts tomorrow Friday, Saturda...
If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.
A woman is in bed with her lover when they hear the husband opening the apartment door
Quick, escape out the window! said the woman
No way! Said the lover, it's a thirteenth floor!
Woman: Do you think we have time to worry about superstitions?!!!
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Three explorers are in Egypt (long)
and they stumble upon some old ruins. In the ruins they find a big room, with three doors. The first explorer, Henry, goes up to the door and reads: "Who ever enters this door will die a fiery death." He doesn't believe in superstitions, so he goes through the door to find a long hallway. At the end...
A man comes home from a business trip and knocks on the door
The wife opens the bedroom window and whispers to her lover: "Jump!" The lover says : "Are you nuts? We're on the 13th floor!"
Wife: "Jump, there's no time for superstitions!"