What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?

Polaroids

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This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year's Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.

This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.

What does happen to polar bears if they sit on ice too long

Polaroids

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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