A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.
I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."
After a very successful heist, a thief treats his two close friends to a sumptuous meal at a fancy restaurant.
Friend A: "You've walked away with millions?? By stealing from a printer company? How on earth did you pull that off??!"
Friend B: "You must've had to drive out an entire truckload of printers to make that much!"
Thief: "It was actually a lot easier than that. I just walked out with al...
3D printers are now printing guns...
That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
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Why do most printers break so easily?
What do printers eat on their toast?
Me: excuse me ma'am, does this library have a colored printer I could use?
Librarian: sir, it's 2020. You can use any of the printers here.
I don’t trust people that use large format printers.
They’re always plotting something.
What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers?
No fax given.
A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?"
To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."
Why are old printers so musical?
Because they are prone to jamming.
An IT guy goes to hell
When he gets there the devil begins to explain his everlasting torment. "Down here you will wade in scalding magma, always burning and unable to die. There will be noxious fumes that pour into your lungs, you will always be suffocating but always conscious. You will be whipped and flayed and never r...