Printers Jokes - 14 Hilarious Printers Jokes

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were.

I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

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3d-printers are now making guns.

Pffft, that's nothing!

I've had a Canon printer for years.

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3-D printers

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."

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What happens to printers that perform miracles?

They get Canonized.

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3D printers are now printing guns...

That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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An IT guy goes to hell

When he gets there the devil begins to explain his everlasting torment. "Down here you will wade in scalding magma, always burning and unable to die. There will be noxious fumes that pour into your lungs, you will always be suffocating but always conscious. You will be whipped and flayed and never r...

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What printers do they use on board the Enterprise?

Hewlett Pickards

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What do printers eat on their toast?

Paper jam.

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Why do most printers break so easily?

Shitty HP

What do you call someone who doesn't care about printers?

No fax given.

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Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

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I don’t trust people that use large format printers.

They’re always plotting something.

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A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, "Do you have any colored printers?"

To which the clerk responds, "It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."

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Me: excuse me ma'am, does this library have a colored printer I could use?

Librarian: sir, it's 2020. You can use any of the printers here.

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