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The FBI, the CIA, and the KGB are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.

The FBI receive 1000 tips about the rabbit's location but refuses to investigate.

The CIA burns down the whole forest and said there's no rabbit.

The KGB drags a man out of the forest and beats him as he screams "OK I'm a rabbit!"

Professor: The homework is due Monday.

Student: Can I get an extension?

Professor: No worries. The homework is due Monday.png.

Me : God save me...

God : as jpg or png???

A monocle walks into a bar

After a few drinks the [monocle](http://www.yoghurt-optimal.by/img/avatar-elements/monocle.png) starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have t...

Why the png can't get a decent job?

Because he fails the background check.

What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey?

Assless chaps.

Source:

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png

Why don't you ever see an elephant in a tree?

Because they are so good at hiding!

.... except for [this one!](http://img.brainjet.com/slides/3/9/0/0/6/4/3900648295/377fc78441ea21907a99551e720faa4c5f277dfc.png)

I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs

You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png

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A joke from my English teacher.

Some archaeologists find a cave, untouched by man for a long time.

In the cave they find some typical stone age tools. But they also find some symbols on the wall.

Left to Right:

[A woman](http://i.imgur.com/FjvkI.jpg).
[A donkey](http://i.imgur.com/5sogi.jpg).
[A shov...

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!
http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png

So, in "Infinity War"...

Doctor Strange is in battle with Thanos. He sees all the future scenarios that are possible. He lets Thanos get the infinity gauntlet, allowing the deaths of half the universe. He never tells anyone what exactly he saw. The other Avengers saw this as being an incredibly cruel decision to make.
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An interesting twist on a classic. (x-post /r4chan)

http://i.imgur.com/UvBlxDK.png

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A guy walks into a bar...

And hits his head so hard that he loses all imagination and sense of humor.

He then goes on Reddit and [keeps posting the same shit joke over and over again.](http://i.imgur.com/Wvc6GjP.png)

Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old

Knock knock

*Who's there?*

You

*[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

[Please don't hurt me](http://i.imgur.com/3j5vABi.png)

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What is courage??

COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?

Is it to undertake a cross-country auto trip in a Chrysler Corporation car?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that th...

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