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Txt Jokes

My girlfriend txt me that when I got home she wanted me to give her something long and hard.

Where am I going to find a 12 page algebra exam at this time of night?

When you turn 100, the Queen writes to you..

When you turn 16, Prince Andrew sends you a txt

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said," I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away.

"The distressed owner wailed, " Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck i...

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OK Joke

So, my boss recently fired me and he sent me an email that read "I did not want to fire you, but I had to. You were slacking on every project I assigned to you and you get too easily distracted. Please stop by and pick up your things, OK? I expect to see that your office is empty by Saturday."
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