Powerpoint Jokes - 18 Hilarious Powerpoint Jokes

My Dad shows me a 30 min PowerPoint on why I should wear condom

my photos were on every slide

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My teacher hated my Powerpoint presentation about the NRA....

Too many bullet points.

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They say a bad PowerPoint presentation reduces your lifespan by 30 minutes ...

Going by that metric, I've been dead since 1909.

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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.

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My wife asked if she has any annoying habits...

... and then she got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation

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Bill Gates recently split up with Melinda Gates, who will take half of his belongings, including Microsoft office.

But she will only get Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint, because he always keeps his Word.

shoutout u/Duttywood

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A man in a job interview.

Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"

Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"

Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"

Man: "Word."

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Job interview for the role of a Microsoft specialist

Welcome! how would you describe yourself?
\-I am a very access-ible person who excels at powerpoint, you have my word.

Excellent, would it be convenient for you to commute here?

\-yes, I'll just Onedrive to the Office.

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Bill and Melinda started out as an Office romance

But his PowerPoint didn't Excel. So she denied him Access without a Word. Outlook not good.

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Future Employer: How good are your Microsoft Office Skills?

Me: Mark my word, I excel in it. Just give me access to it and I'll show you all the powerpoints.

(pls don't bully if it is a dumb joke, first post here)

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My boss told me to make a PowerPoint presentation about water parks.

There's loads of slides.

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Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date.

Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation.

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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovahs Witnesses: Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior?

Me: Of course! please come in!

[door slams shut and locks, lights dim, PowerPoint presentation begins]]

Me: But first I wanna tell you about a timeshare opportunity!!!

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A professor teaches his students about Chinese history

Professor: Allright class, let me start off today with a fun fact. During early industrial times, a lot of British engineers went to China to start up new businesses there, because of their low taxation rates. Because of this huge increase in migration, the Chinese government invested in the proper ...

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Jesus and Satan's tech battle

One day, both Jesus and Satan got into an argument over who was better at computers. This debate lasted for so long that God decided to step in and declare a contest - each would compete against the other in a series of computer-related tasks to determine computer superiority once and for all. God w...

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I took my son to an obstacle course for kids

Most boring PowerPoint I’ve ever sat through

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[OC, long] There's a new MLM scheme going around getting housewives to bake cookies, cake, and bread.

"Independent Businesses Owners" buy frozen pastries and mixes from the company, bake them in a timeshare commercial kitchen space, and try to sell them at their office, church, kids' activities, public events, and through social media. The typical.

One of my coworkers, Amanda, recently invite...

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