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Jpeg Jokes

Why was the JPEG sad?

Because it had compression.

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Boobs are like JPEG files

Enlarging loses some quality.

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Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she fi...

Jealous Potential Ex-Girlfriend: “Who was that girl you were talking to?”

Guy: “Huh? Oh that was Yabi, an old friend of mine.”

JPEG: “Yabi?? I’ve never heard of her before!”

Guy: “Yabi Zeness? I swear you two have met.”

JPEG: “Absolutely not. What did she want?”

Guy: “Oh she just let me know she recently joined the church on the corner. She’s g...

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[NSFW] What do you call a Japanese femdom scene?

Jpeg

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

One is a JPEG, the other is J pegged.

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education

>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.



>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ...

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What do you call low-res femdom porn?

Jpegging

A digital pirate lost his leg.

He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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