I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account.

But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.

Listening to your wife is like reading iTunes' user agreement...

... you don't understand anything, but you still agree with it.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

iTunes must’ve made a mistake

It doesn’t have you listed as the hottest single.

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your computer. Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel. Step 4: Feel like a hero.

Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero.

Being white has its disadvantages too, you know.

It can be super hard to find a rap song on iTunes when you spell all the words correctly.

Topical Jokes for 10/21

(for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host)

NASA scientists are preparing for a mission to Mars by spending eight months in Hawaii. After eight months in Hawaii, the scientists will then go on a well-earned vacation.

...the Hawaii mission will help astronauts...

I just named my iPad "The Titanic"

...so when it syncs, iTunes tells me "The Titanic is syncing."

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